Hitchhiking America: Sexy Stalkers & A Cruise (Part 10)

Hitchhiking the United States

Hitchhiking America: Crashing the White House

Washington DC

After spending a day touring the capital city of the United States, I hitchhike to the Chesapeake Bay and manage to catch a lift across the water on a boat.

Day 34 of my hitchhiking adventure begins in Washington DC. I meet a local guy through Couchsurfing.org who offers to host me at his place and possibly show me around the city. Tanabe lives right outside of DC in Virginia, and he’s an active member in the Couchsurfing community.

He picks me up near the White House and we head to his place to drop off my bag, grab a bite to eat, and find an Irish pub to have a few drinks.

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Ride #30: Tanabe the (photo shy) ER Nurse

Ride #30: Tanabe the ER Nurse

The following day Tanabe impresses me with his piano skills, then plays tour guide around Washington DC. We spend the morning walking through the National Mall, including a stop at the White House to grab photos with my “Take Me to Your Leader” hitchhiking sign.

He was sure I’d be locked up as a lunatic for waving my cardboard sign in front of the the President’s house.

Unfortunately President Obama wasn’t home that day. It sure would’ve been nice of him to give me a lift out of the city on Marine One.

Later that afternoon Tanabe also offered to give me a ride to Annapolis, MD. Dropping me off in the heart of the old city with it’s beautiful red-brick paved streets and historic buildings.

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Sailboats Docked in Annapolis

Hitchhiking on a Boat?

Annapolis is home to the United States Naval Academy, and was once a temporary capital of the United States itself. Walking through town I was impressed with all the sailboats and yachts docked around the city.

Hmmmm. I’ve already hitched rides on a freight train, a motorcycle, a big rig, and an airplane on this trip… why not a boat?

So I spent the afternoon visiting marinas and asking crew-members if anyone planned to sail across the Chesapeake Bay.

I wasn’t having any luck though. One captain recommended I check out Sandy Point State Park, where recreational boaters often launch to go fishing for the day.

It was getting late, and if I wanted to get near the park before dark, I’d have to jump on a local bus. The bus brought me to a small town called Arnold, where I set up camp in a wooded area behind a Safeway supermarket.

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Ride #31: Don & Kevin the Rednecks

Ride #31: Don & Kevin the Rednecks

Early the next morning I stocked up on food at the supermarket and began making my way down the road towards Sandy Point State Park and the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Rather than hang out in one spot, I decided to try hitching on the move while walking down the road.

It didn’t work very well. Only after 2 hours walking in the hot sun did someone finally stop.

Don & Kevin are construction workers who pulled over in a large pickup truck and told me to jump in back. They then sped off while I held on for dear life. I think they were having a little fun with me. But every ride helps!

About 10 minutes later they pulled into a gas station to let me climb out, where I thanked them and asked for a quick photo.

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Ride #32: Lisa the Waitress

Ride #32: Lisa the Waitress

So it was back to walking in the hot sun. But only 20 minutes into the walk, I was surprised when a car stopped without warning — as I didn’t actually have my thumb out at the time.

Surprise soon turned to shock when a pretty woman rolled down the window and asked if my name was Matthew.

Why yes, that’s me…

“The Hitchhiker?” she asked.

Um, yes. Do we know each other?

“No, but I’ve been following your adventure on Instagram, and just passed you on my way to work! Wanted to turn around and ask if you needed a lift.”

Hell yes! I’d love a ride!

Turns out Lisa lives nearby, and was heading to her day job as a waitress. She’d just graduated from college with a degree in Business. She also goes boating on the Chesapeake all the time, and had a special gate code to get us into the park for free.

I thanked her for the lift, and she offered to drive me across the bridge if I couldn’t hitch out on a boat.

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Shaving My Head in a Public Bathroom

Illegal Camping at Sandy Point

At Sandy Point I found a picnic table near the docks and sat down to scout out potential rides. But it was the afternoon, and rather than boats heading out, they were returning for the day. I managed to ask a few, but none were going very far so they turned me down.

Looks like I’d need to spend a night in the park and try again in the morning.

I waited until sunset before searching for a good place to hang my hammock out of view of the park rangers. Because camping isn’t allowed in the park. While walking to a secluded section of beach I discovered a whole family of deer munching on grass.

They ran back into some trees as I approached, and it was there I found a decent camping spot with a view of the beach and the bay.

Early the next morning I snuck into the park’s public bathroom to clean up and shave. I’d need to be presentable for someone to trust me enough to take me out on their boat.

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Ride #33: Joey the Funeral Home Owner

Ride #33: Joey the Funeral Home Owner

Plenty of trucks began pulling into the docks that morning with boats. I started the process of asking everyone for a lift. It’s never easy to walk up to a complete stranger and ask them for something…

While I’ve certainly become better at it on my hitchhiking adventure, I’d still get a bit of anxiety every time. I’d start by complementing them on their boat, and asking who was the captain (if not already obvious). Mentioning the good weather too, just to get a conversation going.

“So, I’ve got a strange request for you.”

I’d then explain my cross-country hitchhiking adventure, and how I really wanted to hitch on a boat to finish with a great story. Most were intrigued, but not enough to change their plans and take me 4 miles across the Chesapeake Bay.

But after getting denied by 5 different boats over 2 hours, Joey arrived. He was launching his speed boat for a day of fishing, preferring weekdays to avoid the busy weekends.

Once I assured him I wasn’t carrying weapons, he agreed to change his plans and bring me across the bay.

Joey owns 2 successful funeral homes, affording him the luxury of fishing in the middle of the week. Death and taxes, after all. We sped across the bay and under the beautiful Chesapeake Bridge in style. ★

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Route: Washington DC -> Annapolis, MD -> Stevensville, MD
Distance: 46 Miles

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